Anonymous asked: I JUST MET YOU.

Unfortunately.

thebluueturtle asked: SO CALL ME MAYBE?

No.

thebluueturtle asked: DON'T IGNORE MEEEEE. D; I'M REALLY BOARD.

I’m chalk, let’s hang out sometime.

MEXICOOOOOOO!

Anonymous asked: I love you. Lololololololol jk go drink some salt water.

Go get my garbage bags. I think I’m down to 55, I lost a little weight

D’awwww <3 

(Reblogged from thebluueturtle)

Why yes, yes indeed. 

The way he flips shit over the brownies in the first second is just the funniest thing in the world.

This is too. Sadly, some of the funniest things I have ever seen on TV